On 8 Augest at 8am an 8year old squirrel has been killed by an unknown murderer.
C.S.I. investigators are still investigating the cause of the death. C.S.I. have come up with a list of reasons how the squirrel died. It was found with its head and tail detached with its body missing.
Reasons:1.Large flying animal ate it (Flying elephant)
2.A rock crushed it
3.Felt too hungry and ate himself
4.Plastic surgery went wrong
5.Fell from 2nd floor
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