Whats Virtual and Whats Real.

Rowan atkinson

2009-03-12T01:58:00.000-07:00

Check out this hilarious video:

Fallatio is a blowjob by the way...

This one is hilarious too by the way :D

Get it? My english sucks so not much of the qim words i know la.. Lols.

Angry German Kid

2009-03-08T01:20:00.000-08:00

Oh you gotta see this one. It's HILARIOUS <-- Notice in bold.

Its funny to see someone getting so angry over something so not relevant.

I find it even funnier when he plays my largest obsession: Maplestory

Its even funnier watching others watching the angry german kid getting angry.
Check this out.

Conclusion: Major Anger Problem
Solution: Turn off your computer right now
P.S. After you done reading my blog :D

Funny subtitles

2009-03-08T01:18:00.000-08:00

Yes another video on retardic stuff. Just watch this one.

See how they condescend to us with these subtitles?

Girly man

2009-03-08T01:13:00.001-08:00

Check out this wierd indian thriller. It is totally hypocritic.

And yes. Its a thriller.

Sound of silence

2009-03-08T01:07:00.000-08:00

Wanna know what virtual reality affects us today? Check this out.

Understand what it says?

You're right. Its the video.

Crrrraaaazzzzy Language

2009-03-07T02:43:00.000-08:00

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
We find that quicksand can work slowly,

Boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it
a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all
But one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
Should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.

In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.

And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
In which your house can burn up as it burns down,
In which you fill in a form by filling it out,
And in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And, in closing, if Father is Pop,
How come Mother's not Mop?

Secondary 1 video

2009-03-07T01:37:00.000-08:00

SJI 201/2008 from byp on Vimeo.

This video was like 1 years ago but i just remembered about it so i post it lo.Its a video on our sec 2 journey in SJI. So check it out!

See if you can pick me out :D Good luck.

P.S. I appear 7 times in the whole video ;D

Mysterious animal murder

2009-03-07T00:47:00.001-08:00

On 8 Augest at 8am an 8year old squirrel has been killed by an unknown murderer.

C.S.I. investigators are still investigating the cause of the death. C.S.I. have come up with a list of reasons how the squirrel died. It was found with its head and tail detached with its body missing.

Reasons:1.Large flying animal ate it (Flying elephant)

2.A rock crushed it

3.Felt too hungry and ate himself

4.Plastic surgery went wrong

5.Fell from 2nd floor

If you have any information for the following investigation please call 999 to inform us. Informants giving valuable information to the police will be awarded with...

The new police handphone!!

No more messes

No more fancy buttons

No more fuzzy screens

Introducing our new Police Handphone!!!Our Police Handphone comes with a fancy square design and weighs 6kg. It has a 7cm antenna and can only fit in the bag if it is empty.

And AMAZINGLY, it can only work OUTDOORS!

WOW! what an extraordinary phone!

Lets see what our informants have to say about our new design.

1st informant: The police phone sucks.

2nd informant: The police phone RUINED my lifeT-T

3rd informant: My wife left me...

What amazing responses from our informants!

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Passing Exams Is Impossible.

2009-03-07T00:35:00.001-08:00

It's not the fault of student ifhe/she fails because the year ONLYhas 365 days...
typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study(cannot focus).Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health if not excess which is 1hr =3=) means 15 days.Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing & to avoid choking) - means 30 days.Days left 9

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal :D) - means 15 days.Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days.1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day!?

Balance = O DAYS LEFT!
How can a student pass under these circumstances!?

My Obsessions

2009-03-06T23:40:00.000-08:00

This is a confession on my obsession.

For friends relatives and people who understand me ONLY.

All others kindly click on the cross button at thetop right hand corner of your screen.

My Obsession List:

(1)MapleStory

Maplestory is my biggest obsession in this lifetime. People who know me, you will know why. And for those who dont know me, ya dont wanna find out.

(2)Soccer

This is not so much of an obsession but its fun. So it is more of a hobby.

(3)Breakdancing

Justin says that breakdancing is addictive. But i doubt so. I done it for like 10minutes and rest for 1 week before i get back to it.

(4)Eating

I love to eat. But for some strange reason i never gain weight. Perhaps its due to my sporting activities. Oh wells.

(5)Teasing FAT people

Its fun. Try it someday.

Thats all for my obsession list. For more details of my life email me @ yongibear@hotmail.com

For more queries:

See the comment button at the bottom? Click it.

New Blog Site

2009-03-06T22:20:00.000-08:00

Welcome to yongibears new blogsite.

This blogsite features the current affairs of MY life.

Feel free to comment on it. Hang on. Dont feel free.

No Spamming or vulgarities thanks.

I will TRY to update it. No promises.

And For the record, this is my 3rd blog.