Check out this hilarious video:
Fallatio is a blowjob by the way...
This one is hilarious too by the way :D
Get it? My english sucks so not much of the qim words i know la.. Lols.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Angry German Kid
Oh you gotta see this one. It's HILARIOUS <-- Notice in bold.
Its funny to see someone getting so angry over something so not relevant.
I find it even funnier when he plays my largest obsession: Maplestory
Its even funnier watching others watching the angry german kid getting angry.
Check this out.
Conclusion: Major Anger Problem
Solution: Turn off your computer right now
P.S. After you done reading my blog :D
Its funny to see someone getting so angry over something so not relevant.
I find it even funnier when he plays my largest obsession: Maplestory
Its even funnier watching others watching the angry german kid getting angry.
Check this out.
Conclusion: Major Anger Problem
Solution: Turn off your computer right now
P.S. After you done reading my blog :D
Funny subtitles
Yes another video on retardic stuff. Just watch this one.
See how they condescend to us with these subtitles?
See how they condescend to us with these subtitles?
Sound of silence
Wanna know what virtual reality affects us today? Check this out.
Understand what it says?
You're right. Its the video.
Understand what it says?
You're right. Its the video.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Crrrraaaazzzzy Language
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
We find that quicksand can work slowly,
Boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it
a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all
But one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
Should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
In which your house can burn up as it burns down,
In which you fill in a form by filling it out,
And in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And, in closing, if Father is Pop,
How come Mother's not Mop?
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
We find that quicksand can work slowly,
Boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it
a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all
But one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English
Should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
In which your house can burn up as it burns down,
In which you fill in a form by filling it out,
And in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And, in closing, if Father is Pop,
How come Mother's not Mop?
Secondary 1 video
SJI 201/2008 from byp on Vimeo.
This video was like 1 years ago but i just remembered about it so i post it lo.Its a video on our sec 2 journey in SJI. So check it out!
See if you can pick me out :D Good luck.
P.S. I appear 7 times in the whole video ;D
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